Presley Verelle
Model: Abby Max
Photographer: Tino Duvick, Brokenchain Photography
Interviewer:
What is your favorite food?
Presley:
My WHAT?
Interviewer:
Food. . . That you like.
Presley:
WHY do you care?
Interviewer:
Well. . . I’m interviewing the Misfits.
Presley:
Uh huh. What questions do you plan to ask?
Interviewer:
We’re curious about what you’re into, learning about you, stuff like your astrological sign-
Presley:
I’m going to stop you right there. I don’t know you. You don’t need to know me. *Scoffs* Astrological sign. Seriously? I don’t have time to waste. Life is short.
Interviewer:
The final question is “What is your catchphrase?” That’s a catch phrase. You’ll be great at this. . . *Shrinks at her depreciating glare* Right?
Presley:
I’ll give you a catchphrase. Run along and interview Tanner. This is right up his alley! *Turns to walk away.* Oh, and have a nice day.